MOTHMA PAGE #3

The Week of Mothma -

The week of Mothma was discovered during the month of May in the year 2006 (the year of many discoveries). The week of Mothma ALWAYS takes place EXACTLY one week before Mothers Day. Starting on the Monday of that week. The Week must contain a minimum of 4 separate grilling sessions, at least one burning of the burning of the bad art ceremony, several box burning ceremonies and ALWAYS the holiest of all days, Quensday. burning of the bad art ceremony is ONLY celebrated during the Week of Mothma, never at any other time. There must be many nights during the week of Mothma during which the High Priests execute the rituals and hold grand elaborate feasts for the greatest of all Gods, the Holy Dusty one, Mothma. Large quantities of intoxicants, including alcohol, marijuana, tobacco, mushrooms, and caffeine. Never are priests to do any other intoxicant ESPECIALLY meth, cocaine and/or heroin. Especially during the Holiest of weeks, the Week of Mothma. Large quantities of allowed intoxicants must be consumed during the Week of Mothma, to please Him. Titles of High Priests are given out at the end of the week (after Quensday) and one does not know ones title until that time. The Week of Mothma is a series of trials, some more severe than others. Good and bad things may or may not happen during this Holy week. These are known as the Trials of Mothma. Flatulence and belching during the Holy week are observed as offerings to Mothma, as Mothma finds these things to be quite humorus. Frequently relieving your gasses is a sign that Mothma may go easy on you during your trials throughout the week, but do not be fooled, Mothma is a fickle and sometimes vengeful God. Just because you broke one off real loud doesn't mean he will spare you from his holy trials.