MOTHMA PAGE #4

The Trials of Mothma

The Trials of Mothma
occur during the Week of Mothma. The Mothma Trials are a frequent bombardment of good and bad things happening to each sect of Mothma throughout the week. Now you may ask yourself how this is different from any other week of the year. This is the week in which Mothma is allowing all sorts of chaos to just run rampant through His fellowship. The whole objective of the Week of Mothma is that we please the holy one with as many sacrifices as possible. Acceptable sacrifices are Burning of the Bad Art, Grilling, Feasting, Box burning and subjecting yourself to the Holy Trinity of Comas (Food, Booze and Weed). At the end of the Week of Mothma (exactly sixty seconds after Quensday) the trials end, leaving the Mothmanic Follower/High Priest with a new title for the year. The follower/High Priest is either left in good standing with Mothma, or named the dreaded "Patsy of Mothma" (not to be confused with the PERMA-patsy High Priest) and is consistently dicked over throughout the year by Mothma.