MOTHMA PAGE #24

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Mothma Terms:
High Priests Of Mothma:

High Priests of Mothma are individuals selected by Mothma himself on the Week of Mothma or ordained later by other High Priests. High Priests have the power to bless the grill, and write scripture. Mothmanic scripture is kept in the home of the High Priests usually resting near cookbooks or similar texts. High Priests may also nominate other High Priests. It is said that even some High Priests have marked or tattooed themselves with images depicting Our mighty God. Usually the image is placed over an important feature of the High Priests’ body. And as a Mothmanic follower, it is said to give them improved abilities in their field of expertise.

Denominations of High Priests:

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The High Priest of "The Last Minute" -

The High Priest of Brewing -

The High Priest of Pessimisim -

The High Priest of Japan -

The High Priest of Paranoia-

The High Priest of Weaponry-

The High Priest of Sarcasm -

The High Priest of Travel -

The High Priest of Beer Drinking -

The High Priest of Sweet Jams-

The High Priest of Code -

The High Priest of Flatulence -

The High Priest of Sculpture -

The High Priest of Chaos - This Priest is to most certainly be avoided at any cost. The talent that this Priest holds over any other Priest is the ability to "stir" the pot and create disorder and utter.... well chaos.. in ANY sect or even small circle of Mothmanics. The Priest is given the ability by Mothma Himself to be the eyes, ears, and dusty body of the great fickle. This Priest is most likely found in solitude throughout the given year of Mothma. It only lasts one cycle. This Priest is only to be contact in times of extreme duress or question or when any High Priest is needing to talk DIRECTLY to Mothma. This priest is also known for catalogueing the epicness of being channeled by Mothma.

The High Priest of Assembly - This priest is a sister or an opposite, if you will, of the High Priest of Destruction. This priest can assemble nearly ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. This priest is also known in some sects as the "McGyver" of Priests. Can build or assemble anything from nothing. Most High Priests of Destruction often find that this is their title the following year. They sometimes find it somewhat Zen from the prior year but can also be just as frustrating. Not only do they have to make the assembled object work, but be functional throughout the year. Hence the frustration.

The High Priest of Photography - How hard must this title be to accomplish you may ask yourself... It is indeed quite difficult to accomplish actually. This priest is required at all times, to have a camera of one sort or another on them. This also entails that the said priest must, in light of Mothma, must randomly, and blindly shoot off pictures at any Mothmanic event. This will result in weird random photos. Which is why you should always equip the Priest with a DIGITAL camera with a minimum of a 1 gig memory card.

The High Priest of Video Games - This priest is king of all digital entertainment. Well, when it comes to video games. This is the priest that one must go to for: walkthroughs, cheats, hints, tips, tricks, best weapons, armor, and ANYTHING else you could think of for a consultation for any video game. This high priest, much like other high priests, is best when intoxicated to excess when being asked for such advice about gaming. Also this Priest is known to spend hours and hours (at any time of night) playing video games to be so knowledgeable on games. Which also allows (ONLY HIGH PRIESTS) to call priest at an hour for said advice.

The High Priest of Destruction - This title is quite possibly one of the most dangerous to take on as a High Priest. However, this title may SEEM to be a bad thing, it truly is not. The High Priest of Destruction must always answer a call from another Mothmanic when something needs to be modified or destroyed. The brute force and amount of strength that this Priest must accomplish before accepting this title is a feat to be seen. This Priest must not only be able to Eat Fireworks, Shit Diamonds and chew aluminium cans, but must also be able to break, finagle, jerryrig, manhandle and even obliterate any object that any Mothmanic brings to him or her. This title has only been given to ONE priest up to this point.

The High Priest of Luck - This may seem like a blessing, but alas, Mothma in His ways, has a tendancy to random and sometimes not very fair to certain priests. The High Priest of Luck was never given any specifications on if it were GOOD or BAD luck. So as one would imagine, the year is quite impossible to predict. The High Priest of Luck can usually determine the ourcome of whatever wager, or random choice another Priest makes.

The High Priest of Brutality - This Priest is quite possibly one you should avoid if you aren't looking for truth. OR if you're looking for some totally metal food, or something so fucking sweet your head will explode this is the Priest to go to. This Priest, if intoxicated, will deliver you the utmost truth about you, the others around you and anything pertaining to your past. It can be helpful, it can be, well, brutal. However, do not turn away from this priest. He or She may have some insight into whatever may trouble you. This Priest will also be the one to go to for the most AMAZING meals, planning, parties, etc that you've EVER been to/had. Skilled in the kitchen, even though they may deny it, will bring bountiful meals and epic recipies.

The High Priest of Laughter - This High Priest is capable of laughing at EVERYTHING during his or her term during the year of Mothma. It is DEMANDED actually, that no matter the situation, however bad or good, this High Priest MUST "turn the other cheek", "laugh it off" or just plain ignore and later make fun of the situation, REGARDLESS if it makes the priest look bad or foolish. This Priest's job is EXTREMELY difficult to handle, as most of the priests of Mothma usually get "F'ed in the A" MORE than once throughout the Mothmanic Year.

The High Priest of Piracy - This priest's job is to steal, rip, burn, borrow, share, and distribute ANY media that is available to the public. This task may sound easy to most, but tracking down an old horror movie from 1979 that was only distributed in the U.K. can be quite a daunting task. This priest is OBLIGATED to attempt to locate any requested media by any other Mothmanic. This Priest's title also inherits the ability to search for hours, sometimes days on end to satisfy other Mothmanic requests. The High Priest must then find a way to store any and ALL data that he or she may aquire throughout the Mothmanic Year, regardless if it's a bad movie or some "popular" music that no one else listens to.

The High Priest of Scripture - This High Priest of Mothma has the ability to write new chapters in the Book of Mothma, and also the Ability to spin tales and stories about the ancient one, Mothma. The Priest of Scripture is one of the highest priests among the Mothmanics. The Scripture priest is to be consulted at any time when it is deemed necessary. The Scripture Priest is the only priest that may approve of a new recipe to join the others in the All Mighty Book of Mothma.

The High Priest of Artwork – The High Priest of Artwork is the Priest that paints the pictures that go with the Scriptures. The High Priest of Artwork is also the priest that selects the artwork for the Burning of The Bad art ceremony during the Week of Mothma. The Artwork Priest also has the eye and cunning to allow certain High Priestesses to shed their clothing for the camera for the Burning of Bad Art ceremony. Not all photographs of High Priestesses are burned. Only those that are selected by The High Priests of Mothma are burned.

The High Priest of Fire- This is one of the most important Priests in the Mothmanic circle. The Fire Priest of Mothma is important because before the Blessing of the Grill ceremony the Fire Priest must prep the grill and tend to the hot coals. The Fire Priest starts the grill by blessing not only the coals but any fluids used in lighting the Holy Grill. The Fire Priest will tend to the hot coals up to the point of the “Blessing of the Grill” ceremony, including the preparation for the “Blessing of the Grill”.

The High Priest of Prophet of Mothma (or known as the Prophet of Mothma and sometimes The FUCKING Prophet of Mothma)- The Prophet of Mothma is the only priest who has the ability to *somewhat* foresee the future. The Prophet of Mothma can be consulted in time of distress or question. It is unwise to consult with the Prophet of Mothma when sober. The Prophet will only see the future on certain occasions, and has an accuracy rate of 98% during the Week of Mothma. Not only will the Prophet be able to see the future but will also advise you on a course of action for said vision. The Prophet is also the only priest that is allowed to be completely “shit-faced” during consultation, and the ONLY priest that is accurate during *severe* intoxication. Do not consult the Prophet during times of minor distress, only important, and somewhat life changing decisions is the Prophet to be consulted.

The Patsy of Mothma- There is only one Patsy of Mothma selected during the Holy Week of Mothma. This Patsy will undergo a severe test from Mothma- it lasts throughout the year until the next Week of Mothma shall occur. The Patsy is the most unfortunate disciple of Mothma, and is “Mothma’s Bitch” over the course of a year, “taking it in the pooper” for the smallest, the most trivial of unfortunate circumstances. The Patsy is not selected but discovered during the Week of Mothma, due to severe lack of luck because he/she had not praised the Mighty Winged God properly. Lack of participation in Feasts or any type of Mothmanic Ritual will ensure painful suffering throughout the year. The only way to get out of being the Patsy of Mothma is to bribe him and attempt to please him throughout the year, but even more so during the Week of Mothma. This will not however prevent the Patsy of Mothma to be relieved of his duty after the year is over, the Title may continue for several more years after the inital titling.

The Nymphomaniac of Mothma – This priest is the embodiment of Mothmas sex drive. The Nymphomaniac is the Priest that has sex with almost any member of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on sexual preference) during the Week of Mothma. Due to a Moth’s short lifespan, the Nymphomaniac Priest must take on the task of reproduction without reproducing unless so desired. When the Nymphomaniac Priest fornicates with another human being the knowledge and wisdom of said priest is transmitted to the “target” or “receiver” of the Priest. This Priest has no real purpose other than to pass on the stories of sexual exploits of him/her self and generating (sometimes) jealousy amidst the high priest circle. The Nymphomaniac Priest is usually arrogant, loud mouthed, or egotistical, making himself recognized and “important” at every event or Ritual. He can sometimes be consulted when matters of a relationship are involved but much like the Prophet of Mothma he must be intoxicated.

The High Priest of Mothmagician (in some heretical circles, the “Mothmatician“)- This High Priest has the ability to count to 100 no matter how hammered he gets. However he can only do so if he is counting moths. The Mothmagician also has the ability to be remarkably irritating while drinking. The Mothmagician usually enjoys talking about work-related things, however most of the tales the Priest spins are generally drab and kinda boring. However the Mothmagician can be of some use. The Mothmagician can usually calculate anything having to do with numbers quickly. But he can only do so while severely intoxicated and is also 98% accurate.

I will be systematically adding new titles from years past as soon as i get them written up!