MOTHMA PAGE #26

Please be patient. I will be adding recipes VERY soon. It just take a while to get all this sorted out, and its hard processing such MIGHTY HOLY SECRETS!

The Recipes of Mothma:

What follows is what is written in the One and ONLY Holy Dusty Book of Mothma. These recipes have been passed down from The Highest Priests of Mothma and now are bestowed onto you.  And much like many Mothmanic rituals everything you read from here down is to be grilled outside on an ordained, or “blessed” grill. These recipes should not be shared unless Mothma has shown you a sign in one form or another that it be ok. Most of the recipes contain a heavy amount of what is “known” to be “bad for the arteries”. But now, as you become a follower of Mothma, you know that these recipes must be followed to a T, unless otherwise specified, and must be consumed. Sacrifices to Mothma do include food, therefore, start praising the best Deity EVER.  Hail Mothma.

The list will start here. Don't See YOUR holy masterpiece for all the world to share and eat? EMAIL me with it and i'll get it up! Click The Title to share(or horde) the secrets!

 

“The malpractice of our god’s servant yields meat pies!”

“I don’t know why Jack is laughing so hard… its only food!”

“frrt, kefaaart, pffffert”

“A sign of things to come.”

“Holy Mothma! That’s a lot of cheese!”

“It’s just what it sounds like”

“There be a party in my mouth”

“Oops, that won‘t make good teriyaki… wait… that‘s pretty rad..!”

“Dr. Pepper?” ”Yep… trust me.. You’ll love it.”

“What is that lovely aroma?”

"Here's how i did it, dont tell anyone ok?"

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Pasta Schmasta

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Beef Strogaramen

"The ideal bachelors meal"

Marinated Bratwurst + Veggies w purple moon cheddar cheese

"Purple cheese??? Fuck that, I'm not eating tha- mmm.."

Quite possibly the best pork to use in stews

"My god it smells like... oh my god it smells good."

Bacon Wrapped Brats

"mmrrrfl... good...nom nom.. rrrttgght fffrrlllzzer..nom nom"

Boogeyman's Rib Rub

"SPICY!" "What are you? a pussy?"

Boogeyman's Kabob Slather

"It's so pretty!"

"It looks like a centipede..."

"Huh... tured out WAY better than I thought!"

Fowl Chili

"Really? Fowl chili? But it isn't...."

Updated on: 7-10-2011

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