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The celebration of Mothma is, first and foremost, a sacrifice. One must sacrifice their liver, lungs, stomach and heart to please the all-powerful Mothma. Many have questioned these rituals after unexpected results have followed. However, the negative impacts that come from the celebration are merely trials. If one is to sacrifice their liver with an absurd amount of alcoholic beverages before taking part in the feasting of the meats, one may find thyself sacrificing the lining of their esophagus in what we like to call the "Expulsion Trial of Mothma." But fear not. Mothma does not intend to punish any of His willing followers. He only wishes to test each of them. If Mothma is uncertain of one's devotion to the cause, He will make one go through several trials. One of the most severe is that of the Expulsion Trial. Mothma simply hopes to find out what exactly one intends to do in such a situation. If thou art a loyal and devoted believer in Mothma, then thou shall understand why the trial was held. If one is to be blessed by the almighty Mothma, one must not let spending a couple of minutes with one's face in the toilet, purging thyself of that sweet nectar that Mothma insist we ingest heavily during His time, hinder one from continuing the sacrifice that Mothma demands. If one ceases the ingestion of the ice-cold goodness that is to be drunk heavily during the celebration because of this minor setback, one must not be fully devoted to the cause. And thus, will no longer be blessed by Mothma. |
Updated on: 5-13-2012