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Andrew And Elizabeth
Baxter And Norman
Angel

Andrew and Elizabeth

5th Generation Whipoorwills

Andrew and Elizabeth have only been in this cage together for 3 months. They seem to do ok for the most time even though Andrew has a tendancy to escape frequently and leave Elizabeth in the cage.

$1250.00

Baxter and Norman

1st Generation Whipoorwills

Baxter and Norman are in this Nest for one reason alone. REPAIR. Baxter has been beaten and bruised and is in dire need to be repaired. Norman, being Baxter's best friend offered to help him instead of use him for scrap.

$1250.00

Angel

3rd Generation Whipoorwill

Angel is precious. Shes the second of her kind to be built to proper size. She watches over all the smaller birds and is usually the one to transmit the orders to the rest of the swarm.

$1100.00

SOLD!!

Edward
Cloe
Eric

Edward

4th Generation Whipoorwill

Edward collects trophies. He keeps them around him as much as possible to look more intimidating. His favorite kind of trophy is most definately the skull. He prefers it more if he collects it himself.

$145.00

Cloe

2nd Generation Whipoorwill

Cloe is CONSTANTLY hungry. She often breaks from the swarm and finds her own food without alerting the others. This however makes no sense because Whipoorwills do not require food to survive.

$145.00

Eric

2nd Generation Whipoorwill

Eric, when confronted by something much larger than him, tries to take a higher ground and "scream" until the threat passes. This would make him a perfect "Guard Dog" if he every became calm enough to stop acting tough.

$145.00

Justin
Jackie
Martin

Justin

4th Generation Whipoorwill

Justin is always looking out for himself. He often ignores the orders of the lead bird and goes about his own buisness. He's a loner, Dottie.

$145.00

Jackie

2nd Generation Whipoorwill

Jackie thinks she's fat. Her friends Jokingly call her fat all the time. She knows she isn't REALLY fat, but for some reason she still thinks she is.

$145.00

Martin

2nd Generation Whipoorwill

Martin throws rocks. He was built in a strange china shop in downtown New York. He migrated to Chicago to try and find his long lost twin.

$145.00

Michael
Peter
Rebecca

Michael

2nd Generation Whipoorwill

Michael is overly generous sometimes. He often shares things he finds with the other of his swarm, making him the last to utilize the fluids, spare parts or any other nessessity he should have used for himself.

$145.00

Peter

5th Generation Whipoorwill

Peter may actually be from a different, alternate universe.He thinks differently from the others in his swarm. Sometimes instead of following orders, he instinctually follows original programming.

$200.00

Rebecca

5th Generation Whipoorwill

Rebecca is fascinated with microprocessors. She often finds herself staring at random machines wondering what kind of microprocessor they utilize.

$200.00

SOLD!
SOLD!
Stella
Yvonne

MORE COMING SOON!!

Stella

4th Generation Whipoorwill

Stella hates spiders. She will intentionally go out of her way to hunt down and murder any spider her sensors pick up in the area. This leads to many problems with the swarm leader and stella is constantly disobeying orders.

$145.00

Yvonne

2nd Generation Whipoorwill

Yvonne loves kareoke. Which for most all of us (unless we're drunk) is unfortunate. Yvonne thinks she can sing like a goddess.

$145.00

SOLD

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